World’s Longest Shit – 26 Feet

Longestshit“In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet.

I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance.

The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”



28 thoughts on “World’s Longest Shit – 26 Feet”

  1. Leave it to some butt plug in Michigan. That’s why when somebody ask for directions to Michigan, we tell ’em to “go west till you smell it, then north until you step in it.”

  2. How distracting would this be if you’re bowling on the lane next to him?? I’d really have a tough time finishing my nachos.

  3. Seriously, who the hell thought this would be a good idea?

    What kind of bowling alley manager would go along with it?

    Was there an audience?

    Good thing he didn’t get nervous and clinch!

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