It’s Lent

Larry stumbles home after midnight from an evening of partying and drinking celebrating Fat Tuesday. He crawls into bed, snuggles up to his wife and starts making sexual advances to her. Larry’s wife turns over, looks and the clock and says, “Larry, we can’t, it’s Lent.”

“Lent?!” Larry says. “Who the Hell did you lend it to and for how long?”

Thanks John