While in HongKong, an Australian man was very sexually promiscuous and did not use a condom at all.
A week after arriving back home in Sydney, he woke one morning to find his penis covered with purple spots. Horrified, he immediately went to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, ordered some tests and told the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returned a couple of days later and the doctor said, ‘I’ve got bad news for you – you’ve contracted the HongKong Dong, a rare VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.’
The man looked a little perplexed and said: ‘Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.’
The doctor answered: ‘I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis.’
The man screamed in horror, ‘Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.’
The doctor replied: ‘Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only option.’
The next day the man found a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’d know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examined his penis and proclaimed, ‘Ah, yes, HongKong Dong. Very rare disease.’
The guy said to the doctor, ‘Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My Australian doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!’
The Chinese doctor shook his head and laughed. ‘Stupid Australian doctor, always want to operate. Cut. Cut. Cut. Make more money that way. No need to operate!’
‘Oh, Thank God!’ the man replied.
‘Yes,’ says the Chinese doctor, ‘You no worry! Wait two weeks. Fall off by itself!’