Top 5 reasons why trick or treating is better than sex

Trick-or-treat-bag-md5. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

4. If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes to do it again.

3. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

2. If you don’t like what you get, you can go next door.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood.