Love and Marriage

Mick decided to propose to Tracy, but prior to her acceptance.
Tracy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Mick that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much.
“I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.”
She said, “Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant penis.”
Tracy and Mick got married and they could not wait so Mick whisked Tracy off to their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another.
As Tracy put her hands in Micks pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!
Mick ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, “You told me your penis was the size of an infant!”
“Yes it is: 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!”

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