Mary comes in with a brand new bag that looked expensive
Paddy: “Honey; I see you got a new Gucci bag! Where’d you get it?”
Mary: “My boss and I bought a lottery ticket together and won! I bought the bag with my half of the winnings.”
Next day, she comes home with new, fancy sunglasses.
Paddy: “Wow, those are elegant sunglasses you have on today. Where did you get them?”
Mary: “My boss and I spent some of our leftover winnings on another ticket and won again! Used my half of the winnings to treat myself again.”
The third day; she drives home in new Ferrari.
Paddy: “Let me guess…. you and your boss won the lottery again?”
Mary: “Yes!! Isn’t our luck just so unbelievable right now?? All of this winning has wiped me out mentally. Could you do me a huge favor and fill the bath for me, so I can relax?”
Paddy: “Anything for you, dear.”
Mary comes up to see and finds the bathtub filled with only an inch or two of water.
Mary: “Honey how is this gonna work?! You need to fill it with way more water than this.”
Paddy: “We don’t want to get your lottery ticket wet now, do we?”