Lottery Luck

Mary comes in with a brand new bag that looked expensive

Paddy: “Honey; I see you got a new Gucci bag! Where’d you get it?”

Mary: “My boss and I bought a lottery ticket together and won! I bought the bag with my half of the winnings.”

Next day, she comes home with new, fancy sunglasses.

Paddy: “Wow, those are elegant sunglasses you have on today. Where did you get them?”

Mary: “My boss and I spent some of our leftover winnings on another ticket and won again! Used my half of the winnings to treat myself again.”

The third day; she drives home in new Ferrari.

Paddy: “Let me guess…. you and your boss won the lottery again?”

Mary: “Yes!! Isn’t our luck just so unbelievable right now?? All of this winning has wiped me out mentally. Could you do me a huge favor and fill the bath for me, so I can relax?”

Paddy: “Anything for you, dear.”

Mary comes up to see and finds the bathtub filled with only an inch or two of water.

Mary: “Honey how is this gonna work?! You need to fill it with way more water than this.”

Paddy: “We don’t want to get your lottery ticket wet now, do we?”

Thanks, Janet