Meanwhile, at the urinal…

Bob is standing at the urinal in the men’s room doing his business. Steve walks up a couple of spaces over from Bob and begins to do his business. Bob glances over and exclaims, “Wow, you’re huge!!”
Steve kinda hangs his head and says, “Yeah, I know.”

Bob says, “I’m sorry, I just never seen a guy as fat as you. When is the last time you saw your pecker?”

Steve replies, “It’s been a long time.”

Bob asks, “Why don’t you diet?”

Steve says, “Why, what color is it now?”

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Thanks, Janet

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