An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He then orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces that his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing-in at 25 lbs.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 lbs, but the man just shrugs, “That’s about average up our way, folks… like I said – my boy’s a typical County Clare baby boy…”
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, “Say, you’re the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25 lbs at birth, aren’t you? Everybody’s been making bets about how big he’d be in two weeks… so how much does he weigh now?”
The proud father answers, “Seventeen lbs.”
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. “What happened?!! He was 25 lbs the day he was born.”
The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson’s, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, “Had him circumcised.”