The plane crash…

A small plane crashed in the middle of the desert. The pilot and co-pilot wandered around for days in search of food, but could find nothing. Finally, the co-pilot announced: ‘I’m so hungry, I’m going to chop off my dick and eat it.’

‘Before you do,’ said the pilot. ‘Think of your girlfriend.’

‘What’s the point? At this rate, I will never see her again anyway.’

‘I know, but if you think of her first, hopefully, there will be enough for both of us.’



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