Blondes aren’t as dumb as you think…

A beautiful blond young lady pulled over by the California Highway Patrolman, and asked, “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

“You wanted me to buy a ticket to the Troopers’ Ball?”

He thundered, “State troopers don’t have balls!”

Thinking for a moment, he nodded politely, went back to his cruiser, and drove away.