A guy had been propping up the bar for six hours when he happened to mention that his girlfriend was outside in the car. As it was a bitterly cold day, the bartender thought he had better make sure that she was all right. But when he peered into the car, he saw the drunk’s buddy Kyle screwing the girlfriend on the back seat.
Unsure how to handle the situation, the bartender went back in and simply told the drunk that it might be an idea to check on his girlfriend. So the drunk staggered outside into the car park, saw Kyle and the girl entwined, then walked back into the bar laughing.
‘What’s so funny?’ asked the bartender.
‘The drunk said: ‘That idiot Kyle – he’s so bloody drunk, he thinks he’s me!’