As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice â€œSon, when I got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was strip her naked, take off my pants…
Then, I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on her and she said that she couldnâ€™t wear them because they were too large. I said to her, ‘Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ …Ever since that day, son, we have never had a single problem.”
Jack took his dadâ€™s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night.
Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Jack. â€œTry these on,â€ she said. Jack went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.
â€œWhatâ€™s the point of this? I canâ€™t get into your panties,â€ said Jack.
â€œExactly,â€ Jill replied, â€œand if you donâ€™t change your attitude, you never will!”