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  1. well… that depends on the model used. In the 1970s there was a (now semi-famous) german medical dissertation about “Penile Injuries During Masturbation with Vacuum Cleaners” (“Penisverletzungen bei Masturbation mit Staubsaugern”). It even has its own Wikipedia page (in german) and is available as audiobook…

    In all cases where the model of the vacuum cleaner could be determined it was a specific model which had the motor with the rotating fan quite near the suction nozzle – 11cm (4.3 inches), to be exact, and when the air flow “did its job” this proved to be too short to prevent quite painful injuries…
    All victims had a low level of education, so no deliberate self-injuries.

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