A simple math question

A teacher asks her students a simple math question…

“There are 3 birds on a wire, one gets shot, how many are left?”

Little Johnny raises his hand, “there are none left, once the one bird was shot the other two flew away ”

Teacher tells Johnny he is wrong, but she likes the way he thinks.

Johnny then inquired, “may I ask you a question now teach?”

She loves his inquiring mind and tells him to go right ahead

Johnny continues, “There are 3 women coming out of an ice cream shop, each with a cone… one is licking it, one is biting it, and one is sucking it…. Which one is married?”

Teacher thinks for a second and replies “well..I guess I would say the one who is sucking it”

Johnny replies, “No, it’s the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think”.

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