Your happiest memory…

A TV crew is shooting a documentary in a rural and mountainous area and they decide to interview oldest man in the village.

The reporter asks him “John, please explain to our viewers at home what your happiest memory is, as a man who has lived in this remote village all his life…”
“Well, this one time my neighbour’s sheep got lost, and the whole village got together and went up and searched for it. When we found it, we were so happy that we all fucked that sheep”.

The reporter, turning red said “Cut! John, we can’t air something like that! Do you not have another happy memory?

“Well, this one time my other neighbour’s donkey got lost, and the whole village got together and went up and searched for it. When we found it, we were so happy that we all fucked that donkey”.

The reporter again shouted “Cut! Still no good John. Please tell us about your next happiest memory”.

“Well, this one time my other neighbour’s wife got lost, and the whole village…”
The reporter interrupted him “Yeah, yeah, you all found her and fucked her! Do you have any happy memories that DON’T involve you fucking something?!”
“I’m afraid not” he said.

“For Christ’s sake John… you’re gonna get me fired! Never mind your happy memories… why don’t you tell us your saddest memory instead?”

John looked down and tears started to well up in his eyes and he said “Well, this one time, I got lost…”

Thanks, Shane

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