Every year, in cities around the world, people ride bikes naked (or somewhat naked) to celebrate cycling and the human body. The ride demonstrates the vulnerability of cyclists on the road and is a protest against car culture and oil consumption.
I jumped in my car (yeah, I see the irony) and drove down to the St. Louis version of the World Naked Bike Ride which took place last night. Here are a some pics:
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A primary school teacher asked her students to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence.
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word ‘fascinate’, so she called on him.
Johnny said, ‘My aunt Mary has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.’
My wife came onto me last night, so I told her that I was going to slip into something more sexy.
“Your silky boxers?” She giggled.
“No,” I replied. “Your sister”.