Big words

A 5th  grade class is being asked 3 syllable words. Each kid is asked to stand up and say a word.

1st Kid – Banana

2nd kid — Telephone

3rd  kid — Continent…. etc

Comes to Little DJ and he just doesn’t get it….

Teachers says: “Your homework tonight is to learn a 3 syllable word and tell us before we start class tomorrow.”

Next Day the Teacher asks DJ: “ What is your three syllable word?”

DJ stands up and says: “Contagious”

Teacher is surprised….. “Wow, Good DJ, Where did you learn that word?”

DJ: “Last night during the snow storm, my mom was outside shoveling…. My Dad looked out the window and said:  ‘It is gonna take that Contagious to finish that sidewalk!’”



Sex Q & A

Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
A: The man.

Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A: So they can think with an open mind.

Q: What can Life Savers do that man can’t?
A: Come in five flavors.

Q: How is a penis like fishing?
A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss all three.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
A: He is breathing.

Q: What is a man’s idea of foreplay?
A: A half-hour of begging.

Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time.



Bras from around the world

The underwire bra is designed to provide additional lift.  Underwire can be found in many different styles of bras.  Some women swear by their underwire and others find them very uncomfortable.  One way to determine if this is a style of bra that will work for you is to give it a try.  Here are a few of the styles available in different parts of the world:

Underwire bra from Paris
Bra paris 

Underwire bra from London
Bra London 

Underwire bra from New York
Bra NY

Underwire bra from Alabama
Bra alabama

Thanks Gene