Semen, It’s not just baby batter anymore

Semen2And you thought semen was just for making babies. Well, you were wrong. In the 21st century, the miracle that is semen has been dedicated to uses far beyond baby batter.

A semen cookbook? Check.
Salon semen facials? Check.
Animal semen hair treatments? Check.

What would we do without semen? We shudder to think.

Find out all the wacky ways semen is being used these days.

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Show your boobs in the name of science

CleavageA senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

Iran is one of the world’s most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric’s unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.

Jen MCreight, the Blog Hag, is proposing a Boobquake to disprove this theory.  In the name of science she’s offering her boobs and is encouraging other women to do the same on Monday, April 26thJoin the cause!

Why wait?  Shouldn’t women start practicing today?  You can send your pics to jonco@naughtybits.us for a prejudging.

Here’s a movement I could get behind.

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