British woman Claire Smedley almost killed her lover during sex – with her enormous breasts.
Mum-of-three Smedley, 27, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up while having sex and found that her lover Steven had stopped breathing.
In an exclusive video interview with the News of the World, she revealed how Steven usually loved being smothered by her breasts.
“This time, he started flailing around a bit but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going. A few minutes later I noticed he’d stopped moving,” she said.
By then, sales assistant Steven, also 27, was still and appeared to not be breathing.
“I was panicking and just about to call 999 when, thankfully, he started to come round.
“He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved,” the News of the World quoted Smedley as saying.
“I did think my time had come. I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me, but I think she misread the signals.
“The next thing I knew, she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising,” Steven said.
Smedley said: “After that he went off sex.”
A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.
Iran is one of the world’s most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric’s unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate.
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.
Jen MCreight, the Blog Hag, is proposing a Boobquake to disprove this theory. In the name of science she’s offering her boobs and is encouraging other women to do the same on Monday, April 26th. Join the cause!
Why wait? Shouldn’t women start practicing today? You can send your pics to email@example.com for a prejudging.
Here’s a movement I could get behind.