A moral question

Abu-HamzaThis test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please give due consideration to each line.


You are in London and there is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.

This is a flood of biblical proportions.

You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster.

The situation is nearly hopeless.

You’re trying to shoot career-making photos.

There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water.

Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.


Suddenly, you see a man in the water.

He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.

You move closer… Somehow, the man looks familiar…

You suddenly realize who it is. It’s Muslim Cleric Abu Hamza (the hook handed bastard). You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.

You have two options:

You can save the life of Abu or you can shoot a dramatic Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the country’s most despised, evil and powerful men!


Please give an honest answer…

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?



A little boy decides to go fishing with his Grandpa…

They weren’t catching much. after an hour or two, the grandpa pulled out a bottle of beer to enjoy.

“Grandpa, can I have some?” the boy (named Johnny) asked.

Now,the grandpa knew he couldn’t share with the boy, but he decided to crack a joke. “Johnny, can you fit your penis in your own butthole?”

“Well,” said Johnny, “no, I really don’t think I can.”

“Then no, you can’t have any beer.”

A little while later, grandpa pulled out a cigar to enjoy. Johnny immediately asked, “Grandpa, can I try?”

Again, Grandpa asked, “Can you put your penis in your own butthole?”

“No,” said Johnny dejectedly.

“Then I’m sorry – you can’t try this cigar.”

After another hour or two of not catching any fish, Johnny remembers his mommy packed him a cookie for the trip. He pulls it out and starts eating it. “Say, Johnny, how’s about givin’ your grandpy a bite of that cookie?”

Johnny asked, “Well, grandpa, can you fit your penis in your own butthole?”

Grandpa, intent on outsmarting Johnny, said, “Why of course I can!”

Johnny replied: “Good, then go fuck yourself. This is my cookie.”