Black and white

A guy was in a bad car accident and after months of recovery he still had a problem. He had to have his penis amputated.  He went to see the doctor, who reassured him he could help.

“First of all you have to pick a new penis,” said the doctor.
The physician picked up a box from his table and said, ”This is our 6 inch standard model. It is dependable and will cost you only $6,000. It comes with a lifetime guarantee.”

The man said, “Okay, that’s about right, but what’s in the other box?”
“This is our 9 inch super model. 9 inches of muscle to please any women. But this will cost you $9,000.”

The man said, “Oh yeah, that’s the one I want. My wife will love me forever. But out of curiosity, what’s in the third box?”
The doctor picked up yet another box from his desk. “This is our super deluxe model. It’s 12 inches of all beef and will drive all the ladies wild. But if you want this much power you’ll have to pay $12,000.”

The man is really on a roll and is tickled pink. “Doc, that’s it, that’s the one for me. I’ll be the envy of everyone I know. But does it too have a lifetime guarantee?”

“It sure does.”

“And does it come in white?”