Thanks, Tommy Salami
Luxury sex toy manufacturer Bad Vibrations claims their latest dildo, which can’t maintain a full erection and smokes the user’s entire cannabis stash during use, is the first of its kind to accurately simulate intercourse with a man.
“The Anticlimax makes it feel like he never left town. There’s even a setting that gets you right to the brink of having an orgasm, and then changes positions without warning. And the ‘head’ setting is just three or four weirdly fast flicks kind of near the clitoris before the battery dies out completely.”