What does a vagina look like?

“Dad, what does a vagina look like?”

Dad: “Well, that depends whether is is before sex or after sex.”

Son: “Ok, what does it look like before sex?”

Dad: “Like a beautiful lily, blushing and moist with morning dew.”

Son: “Wow, that sounds great! What does it look like after sex?”

Dad: “Have you ever seen a bulldog eat a bowl of mayonaise?”