“I disagree with the use of the word “Pussy” to describe a weak person. Because the Vagina is the tougher of the two genitals. Think about it. It can pass something 50 times it’s size through it. You can pound on it for hours and it goes “More! More!” It Bleeds every month and it Won’t Die! It’s like the Predator! Meanwhile my Penis.. If it gets cold or there’s a fight he’s like “I’m outta here!” What I’m trying to say is… My Dick is a Pussy.”

        -– Hal Sparks