A 5th grade class is being asked 3 syllable words. Each kid is asked to stand up and say a word.
1st Kid – Banana
2nd kid — Telephone
3rd kid — Continent…. etc
Comes to Little DJ and he just doesn’t get it….
Teachers says: “Your homework tonight is to learn a 3 syllable word and tell us before we start class tomorrow.”
Next Day the Teacher asks DJ: “ What is your three syllable word?”
DJ stands up and says: “Contagious”
Teacher is surprised….. “Wow, Good DJ, Where did you learn that word?”
DJ: “Last night during the snow storm, my mom was outside shoveling…. My Dad looked out the window and said: ‘It is gonna take that Contagious to finish that sidewalk!’”
Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
A: The man.
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A: So they can think with an open mind.
Q: What can Life Savers do that man can’t?
A: Come in five flavors.
Q: How is a penis like fishing?
A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss all three.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
A: He is breathing.
Q: What is a man’s idea of foreplay?
A: A half-hour of begging.
Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time.
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