Breast pillows

Boob pillow

A home furnishing company in Croatia is hoping buyers will embrace one of its new products, a soft woolly pillow shaped like women’s breasts.

And not just any breasts either, but a pair of big boobs with large nipples.

Globus in Slavonski Brod has developed the anatomical-shaped, D-cup pillows called Dude, or tits in Croatian, to provide comfortable sleep, its Web site claims.

As you might suspect, interest is big in the pillows, but designer Goran Tonkicwas said potential buyers are proving too prudish and afraid to put them on their sofas.

Tonkicwas said, “I don’t see where is the problem since its shape is anatomical, provides a good sleep and has nothing to do with sex.”

I doubt the wives and girlfriends of the men who purchase the Dude have the same opinion as Tonkicwas.




The statue

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

“Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner!”

She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.

“Don’t move until I tell you to,” she whispered. “Just pretend you’re a statue.” “What’s this, honey?” the husband inquired as he entered the room.

“Oh, it’s just a statue,” she replied nonchalantly.

“The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us, too.”

No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.

Around 2 a.m., the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. “Here,” he said to the statue, “eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths’ for three days, and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water.”